From the monthly archives: January 2003
Ok, so there’s just no cool way to admit this: I met Mike Bloomberg last night. I forced myself on him. But honestly, America shouldn’t let its celebrities and public offficials just wander around on their own. If you would like to remain an unmolested public figure, get a security detail. Yeah, he was by [...]
As I walked to the subway this morning I passed a low armchair put out for garbage day. Its iridescent blue-green upholstery had been quite nice at one point. Before someone was stabbed to death while sitting on it. It had good bones at least. I don’t pick up furniture off the street for a [...]
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