From the monthly archives: April 2003
The scale told me I’ve gained two pounds this week. This was not cause for alarm–and not just because I’ve spent years in sensory deprivation tanks and primal scream circles undoing the shame my mother instilled in me about my body. No, in this case, I know that it’s simply because I’ve still got two [...]
Even though I had a buttload of work to do at the end of business day Friday, I took off promptly at 5, resisting the urge to inform my boss “I’m going to the firing range.” Yes, uptown to the Westside Pistol and Firing Range (which, contrary to my earlier suspicions, isn’t located near the [...]
I love the weather this morning. Even though it makes my hair look more ethnic than Lanie Kazan in a dashiki doing capoiera I still live for misty moisty mornings like these. I was listening to Trace, by Son Volt, which now might seem kinda goofy in its earnestness but it still holds up in [...]
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