Setting: The bar at St. Dymphna’s* Dramatis personae: Two drunk Irishmen, one lovely Portuguese-speaking bartender Drunk Irishman One: Speaking to Bartender. You’re luurrrrvely. Bartender: Thank you. Drunk Irishman One: You should win an award for best Guiness-pourer. Bartender: … Drunk Irishman Two: You know, there’s only two emotions in the whole world. Bartender: Is that [...]