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Tell me, isn’t that astounding? It’s an untapped market:

“Dear Mom, Even Though I Apparently Inherited All of Dad’s Family’s Bad Traits, I’m Still Your Daughter”

“This Card Is a Testament to All the Wonderful Things About You, Mom, But I’m Sure, Like Everything Else, It Won’t Live Up to Your Impossible Expectations”

“Mom, I’m So Glad We Have These Fifteen Minutes to Spend Together Before My Therapy Session”

“Mother, I Know You Missed My Recitals, My Ball Games, and My Graduation, But I Understand…You Were ‘Tired.'”

“Happy Mother’s Day! No, I Haven’t Gained Weight!”

“Mother, On Your Special Day, Here’s Your Xanax and Chardonnay”

Just off the top of my head.

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