From the monthly archives: May 2005
I think I broke something in my cerebrum last night. That’s neither here nor there.
Everyone should have a doctor who just comes right out and says stuff like, “OK, I’m going to give you a prescription for either Xanax or Klonopin–which do you want?”
Or maybe everyone shouldn’t.
I, of course, when faced with […]
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