Yesterday afternoon I told my office mate I was leaving early to see my accountant. We’re dissimilar, politically, but we share some things in common — namely, a highly inappropriate sense of humor.

Him: Good luck. I did my taxes last week, and my refund was less than half of what it was last year.

Me: Socialism.

Him: [simultaneously] Obama.

Me: Well, I just hope I get enough back so I can rent a small plane.

Him: If I don’t see you tomorrow, I’ll look for you on CNN.

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