OK, Target’s using General Public in one of their ads? Really? I give up. Thank you, fitness club TV, for cluing me in to the fact that I am officially too old to write about pop culture and should move on to writing about how I have too damn many potato peelers in my kitchen drawers and I don’t even know how they got there. Speaking of old, I dyed my hair blond this weekend. Really blond. It hasn’t been like this since I was 20.
Hello 35! I am ready for you!
I got one of those awesome new Android OS phones at work. The kind that let you download apps that make theremin or machine gun sounds and have a 45-minute battery life. It’s great! Except for the fact that I keep getting calls from Rikers Island.
Stroke me.
