I have a friend who works on one of those boats that takes people on tours of the East River. He took this picture by the pier where the boat docks.

This picture raises some questions. Is this the destiny of those little Chinatown Salmonella Pets? Did someone decide he wanted to use a homing turtle to convey a message? Did someone get this turtle, paint the swastika on it, realize he did it wrong, say “Fack, now I gotta start over,” dump this turtle, and get a new one? Did this turtle escape his life as a neo-Nazi (and now he’s writing a memoir)?

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