N says that I should admit that I was the “writer” quoted in the Epic Saga of James Franco who said:

Franco makes Ethan Hawke seem like Herman Melville.

It seems a bit cruel, looking back on it, but if I didn’t focus on Scalar Humor and histrionic hyperbole as a writer, then I’d have way too much time on my hands and would probably be a serial killer.

This is all to say: Suck it, Franco!

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