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From what I have gleaned, apparently there comes a point in time at which all female journalists of a particular mien must write about visiting the Town Shop on the Upper West Side. Although I am no journo, I am no longer content to let Alex Kuczynzki have all that fun writing about shaking her cans.
Some people are suggestible drunks. In contrast, I am an overly cautious drunk. Whereas other folks, after a few beers, want to drive down to Atlantic City at 2 in the morning, I am transformed into an auxiliary policeman. I’m always the one who’s like, Hey, get down off the table or The cabbie isn’t [...]
You look at the woman, she is full of pain. Who is guilty? Shoes! There’s a hilarious and fascinating article in this week’s The New Yorker by Burkhard Bilger. It’s about one man’s lifelong quest to create the best shoes ever. I wish the article were online; it’s delightful. It turns out that I have [...]
I like to make pies. This is mostly because I like to eat pies. But it’s also because making pie crust is the closest I get to meditation. It’s the beautiful alchemy of it all. You have this recipe that has at most four ingredients, one being water, and it’s all in the ratios and [...]
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