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Some people are suggestible drunks. In contrast, I am an overly cautious drunk. Whereas other folks, after a few beers, want to drive down to Atlantic City at 2 in the morning, I am transformed into an auxiliary policeman. I’m always the one who’s like, Hey, get down off the table or The cabbie isn’t [...]
Ah, nice visit to the gyno. I like to call him the Shoe Shine Boy (it’s the stirrups). Sometimes, though, when I go to see him, he’s not in, so his brother works in his place.
“Hi, I’m here to see Dr. B?”
“Great, have a seat. But he’s not in today, so you’ll have [...]
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